Facebook chain survey. “What would you do if…”
1. I died: I would require that anyone attending your funeral not wear black. We should not mourn the loss of loved ones, we should celebrate the life they had.
2.*you don’t have to answer this* I kissed you: I’m not sure.
3. I lived next door to you: I dunno, what do neighbors normally do?
4. I started smoking: Work as though it was my life mission to get you to stop.
5. I stole something: Laugh. If you didn’t get caught, it’s not wrong.
6. I was hospitalized: Come visit as often as I could, and bring a 100pack of crayons and coloring books so you would have awesome pictures to color.
7. I ran away from home: Harbor you, if I lived close enough.
8. I got into a fight and you weren’t there?: Call and ask if you kicked some ass or not.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
9. Personality: Well rounded, and real. You have shining parts and vices, which is fine. It makes you human.
10. Eyes: Harry stack Sullivan once said “The eyes are the windows to the soul”. I can’t disagree here.
11. Hair: Iunno, whats to say about hair? It’s pretty and soft and shit? \__d(^_^)b__/
12. Smile: As sweet as candy and twice as nice.
WOULD YOU:
13. Be my friend?: Yes
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?: Always
15. Hold my hand?: Yes.
16. Take a bullet for me?: As I would for all my friends.
17. Keep in touch?: Indeed I do already and will continue to do so.
18. Try and solve my problems?: Heh, yes.
19.*you don’t have to answer this* Love me?: Yeah.
20.*you don’t have to answer this* Date me?: If I wasn’t 300 miles away, yes.
21. Sing with me?: Loudly and atleast 3 octaves off tune!
HAVE YOU EVER:
22. Lied to make me feel better?: No.
23.*you don’t have to answer this* Wanted to kiss me?: Yes.
24. Wanted to kill me?: I don’t beleive so.
25. Broke my heart?: No, as far as I know.
26.*you don’t have to answer this* Kept something important from me?: Again, as far as I know, no.
27. Thought I was unbearably annoying?: Isn’t everyone at some point in life?
MORE:
28. Who are you?: Jacob T.
29. Are we friends?: Yes
30. When and how did we meet?: I don’t honestly know. 11th grade sometime.
31. Describe me in one word: Smile.
32. What was your first impression?: I dunno, it was like 2-3 years ago :/
33. Do you still think that way about me now?: I would assume so.
34. What reminds you of me?: A few songs I have.
35. If you could give me anything what would it be?: A good life.
36. How well do you know me?: Not as well as I’d like to.
37. When’s the last time you saw me?: The last day of school.
38. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?: No, though I usually downplay things of importance.
39. What song do you think would describe me best?: Dunno, I’m shitty at symbolism. I’m afraid I’d pick a song that has some unknown meaning to me.
40. Are you gonna put this on yours to see what I say about you? No. Though you’re free to do it anyway.
